Graham Platner’s Maine may quickly grow to be a preferred vacation spot for obnoxious liberals fleeing pink states on account of “local weather nervousness.” [some emphasis, links added]
The Bangor Every day Information on Tuesday profiled Shawn and Sara Good, a married couple who lately moved to Bangor from Austin, Texas.
The Items determined to relocate as a result of, amongst different causes, Austin wasn’t liberal sufficient and “no person was doing something to deal with” local weather change.
Lower than two months after transferring into their new home, Sara woke as much as discover a number of deposits of human feces on the entrance porch. The vagrant perpetrator had apparently relieved himself after sleeping on a pile of out of doors furnishings cushions.
The couple reacted usually at first. They had been “instantly horrified and didn’t get pleasure from cleansing up the mess,” the Every day Information reported.
However they’ve since come to understand how lucky they’re to reside in a leftist enclave that’s extra involved with so-called local weather change than with cracking down on public dysfunction.
This isn’t the Babylon Bee… A pair says they fled Texas to maneuver to Bangor, Maine due to “local weather change” solely to get up to find somebody took a dump on their porch.
The lede of this story is WILD. pic.twitter.com/Q7mHTsE0DW
— Steve Visitor (@SteveGuest) Could 12, 2026
“When international information, I’m so fortunate that the massive occasion I skilled lately was somebody sleeping on my porch,” Sara stated.
The Every day Information described the Items as a part of a “rising development” of “local weather migrants” who cite local weather change as an element of their choice to maneuver.
“We see it extra as fleeing Texas fairly than leaving,” Sara stated. “We haven’t been right here for very lengthy, however we’re actually proud of it.”
The couple was additionally wanting to be “surrounded by individuals who extra intently aligned with their political and social beliefs,” which aren’t specified within the article however are nearly definitely left-wing.
Maine is among the many prime locations for this cohort, in line with the state’s Division of Administrative and Monetary Providers.
This explicit demographic—toxically empathetic liberals affected by psychological sickness—may play a task in serving to Platner, a trust-fund leftist with a Nazi tattoo, defeat incumbent Sen. Susan Collins (R., Maine) within the common election.
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